Barry's Day at the Beach
I get the feeling that BArry Bonds had a recent trip to the beach. He went in the water, got knocked over by a wave and rustled around in the sand a little bit. I have this suspision because that sand then got firmly lodged in his vag.
Barry Bonds had a sandy vag earlier this week. He did a brief interview after finding out that his knee injury is going to keep him sidelined for at least 1/2 the season. During the interview, he indicated that the media is getting it's wish. They've finally worn him down. They've finally gotten to him. He's tired and he might take the whole year off because he feels beat. It's what the media has wanted to do and they've finally succeeded.
Hey Barry, you know that tired, beat up feeling you're having? That might, just maybe, be your body reacting to the fact that you're 41 and for the first time in 10 years, you're not taking steroids to recover from the daily grind of the physically draining MLB season. THAT'S what the roids do for you. All those polls asking people if they thought roids helped people hit home runs is irrelevant becasue that's not why Barry and others were taking them: it was to help with the recovery. He's tired becasue the wear and tear of 10 years is FINALLY catching up to his body.
He can blame the media if he wants. But either way - whether you think it's the media or the roids - he can only blame himself. Forever, he's felt he's been above the fans, above the media, above the other players and worst of all, above the game itself. I can think of no better end to his story than for him to come crashing down to reality. Better yet, it's when he's within a small stretch of the Home Run record. I can think of no one more deserving to have his career fall just short of his goal.
Keep in mind that he admitted that he was given a cream that he thought was flaxseed oil but then admitted that he believes it was steroids. That makes him either the Dumbest Player in Baseball or the Worst Liar in Baseball (at least Sosa knows to have his lawyer lie for him). As much as I'd hate to say it, I really don't think Barry is all that dumb, so it must be the later.
I'd like to think that after this experience, Barry would now appreciate things a little more. Maybe, be a little more careful next time he goes to the beach. But I doubt it. He'll continue to be the same prick that stands for no one but himself and blames everyone but himself.
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Completely unrelated side note:
I read a great article that added one more laayer to the insanity to the Congressional involvement in the Schiavo case: the people trashing the husband and bringing this whole thing about are the same people fighting so tirelessly for the sanctity of marriage. Again, it just goes to show that they will support any issue and any position that satisfies their Religious and Political ends. These people are evil. Yes, they are Barry Bonds evil.
Barry Bonds had a sandy vag earlier this week. He did a brief interview after finding out that his knee injury is going to keep him sidelined for at least 1/2 the season. During the interview, he indicated that the media is getting it's wish. They've finally worn him down. They've finally gotten to him. He's tired and he might take the whole year off because he feels beat. It's what the media has wanted to do and they've finally succeeded.
Hey Barry, you know that tired, beat up feeling you're having? That might, just maybe, be your body reacting to the fact that you're 41 and for the first time in 10 years, you're not taking steroids to recover from the daily grind of the physically draining MLB season. THAT'S what the roids do for you. All those polls asking people if they thought roids helped people hit home runs is irrelevant becasue that's not why Barry and others were taking them: it was to help with the recovery. He's tired becasue the wear and tear of 10 years is FINALLY catching up to his body.
He can blame the media if he wants. But either way - whether you think it's the media or the roids - he can only blame himself. Forever, he's felt he's been above the fans, above the media, above the other players and worst of all, above the game itself. I can think of no better end to his story than for him to come crashing down to reality. Better yet, it's when he's within a small stretch of the Home Run record. I can think of no one more deserving to have his career fall just short of his goal.
Keep in mind that he admitted that he was given a cream that he thought was flaxseed oil but then admitted that he believes it was steroids. That makes him either the Dumbest Player in Baseball or the Worst Liar in Baseball (at least Sosa knows to have his lawyer lie for him). As much as I'd hate to say it, I really don't think Barry is all that dumb, so it must be the later.
I'd like to think that after this experience, Barry would now appreciate things a little more. Maybe, be a little more careful next time he goes to the beach. But I doubt it. He'll continue to be the same prick that stands for no one but himself and blames everyone but himself.
***************
Completely unrelated side note:
I read a great article that added one more laayer to the insanity to the Congressional involvement in the Schiavo case: the people trashing the husband and bringing this whole thing about are the same people fighting so tirelessly for the sanctity of marriage. Again, it just goes to show that they will support any issue and any position that satisfies their Religious and Political ends. These people are evil. Yes, they are Barry Bonds evil.
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