What's grosser than gross?
A bonus blog post that doesn't belong on teh same page as my last one. I went into the restroom at work today and there was a dude in one of the stalls in sitting at his feet was an opened container of Vaseline. Contest: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT VASELINE DOING THERE?!?!? I'll declare a winner some time in the future.
posted by RauluaP at 4:32 PM
2 Comments:
Sometimes you need a little help, especially if you don't chew your corn. Or perhaps your colleauge is moonlighting as a drug mule.
Or, my official answer: The vaseline was there because he didn't have Crisco. "I got some hot fresh biscuits for ya!"
Come on Blair. You can be more creative than the old whacking off jokes. For instance, you could say the guy just got a tattoo of some lovely "meat curtains" permanently inked onto his wee wee and he was just trying to keep it moisturized.
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